Preface and Acknowledgements

I have been living in Delhi for more than a month and will be here for a while. My husband and I are not expats. In fact, we are the only white faces in the neighborhood. Life here is silly and new.

Many thanks to:

Airtel India for providing internet connection

Limca - enough said

Whatever shop sold us the fridge

The monkeys at Delhi University Campus who eat bananas and sliced bread (but not the rubbery crust) every morning.

Welcome.